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Injustice For All - Moriae Fox, Please-

June 16, 2008

Well, here it is.. I tried giving up on politics last week. I know, I know, I know. This day in age it is hard to ignore the pandering press and whatever kind of sadistic flip-flopping foray of mockery and less than jovial spirit of The Fox News Corp. has to exploit and discern. I will say this much to credit the flighty news sources: they’ve certainly gained a good control over the American public. I know this because the power flares in the anchor’s eyes. My simplistic criticisms of the Fox News Channel would most likely be branded immature and liberal garbage. Well I’m not liberal. I’m not conservative. My hands rest on the pulse of goodwill and I only wish for the next president to do something honorable… This little tirade is not about me, however, I would be interested in what Australian-American media mogul Rupert Murdoch and his good buddy Roger Ailes have to say about they’re baby child and all of the wretched spawning of pseudo-political-evangelical horseshit…

Geraldo Rivera. That greasy information pimp. He literally exploits the bad happenings of good people and transforms their mistakes, errors, or even deaths into an all out Journalistic Inquiry. His reports on minorities always take the tone of support through illogical conclusion. His bias being that he may or may not be part South American part Ivy League goofball lends me the satisfaction of knowing I am partially right when I point out Objective Journalism versus (albeit) honest and truthfilled journalism. His journalistic processes are so venomously objective to his own beliefs and viewpoints, which could actually equate with that of some mustachioed chimpanzee with eye brackets peeling his lids open and flashing screens instilling images and java pictures of beatings, rapes, murders, suicides, ballet, croquet, the Arquettes, indoctrinations, episcopalians, and probably old Tom and Jerry catoons. Let’s move on, shall we…

Bill O’Reilly. He is self-proclaimed. In what? Ho.. Well, how about everything? Leaving out Ideology for the traditional viewpoints of “most American citizens” he emphasizes fundamental principles and argues with other half wit, all knowing types all in the attempt of rousing contempt for their opposing beliefs. Sure, it makes for good talk-radio and television but his outspoken and usually over the top remarks make him a squandered cause. Oh, oh, oh… Ms. Andrea Mackris. Well.. Hehe, we already know how you lost your virginity, but do tell us all again.. Mmm nothing like good old lubricated summer sausage. You fiendish hot-aired balloon! From the O’Reilly Report to the now O’Reilly Factor he may be the most on the center personality on the network… Wow. Shame. Goodbye sixty million dollars! The phone sex must have been well worth it.. Didn’t he ever interwiew any of those deviant Senators? Mr. Idaho Spud, Larry Craig, are you in the audience tonight? No. Must be using the restroom.. Ouch.

Grete Van Susteren. For the record, this hose hound barking day and night about news matters. She really got my goat about the Aruba situation. Well, I would think that if slanderous statements against a(n) institution, client, or even a tourism affiliation within the country has hard enough fellings about her inane allegations then why shouldn’t they have the right to have their point heard? The suing party was not responsible for the crime that Van Susternen was supposed to be commenting and therefore her remarks are uncalled for and very blatantly rude. Poorly aimed assaults of the verbal degree are nothing new with her, but you would think that after a law suit or two she would just stick with the facts… Ma’am.

These are but a few of Fox New’s oblivious anchors, and I’m certainly not condemning them for good - once in awhile they make a valid point, except for Geraldo who is always wrong and a ferocious little ferret boy.. Next Injustice For All segment will be pointed at Nancy Grace and her obssesion with a cold Tall Boy.. Snap.

Just keep your eyes open. Don’t let the media validate your opinions or beliefs or lifestyles or anything. Be smart and try thinking for yourself. Resist the moriae of these political junkies and understand it’s their job to scrounge for dirt. What would Erasmus say if he were living in this time? Would he have dropped Chrisianity and the church and become a social and political caricature for the Fox News Corporation or would he be in the same rocking boat as me, blogging for a cause…

 

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