Americaland,
I know that greed is universal and everyone has limitations as to how well they hold moral obligation and dignity versus their willingness to indulge. Even if indulgence of their desires happen to involve petty theft or reckless abandonment of their pride. However, it never ceases to absolutely astonish the FUCK out of me when a person of a kind and caring repertoire will flat out cave in at the chance to snatch some cash.
I witnessed something degrading today; I found the whole situation a trifle absurd hours later after reflecting upon my own personal virtues and others’ misconduct. Now mind you, terribly insidious reader, that the events to which I regale you of may not be a verbatim record of the proceedings but the facts and dialogue are upheld by the highest merits of truth. Natch.
As I was minding my business; counting ceiling tiles or whatever the hell it is I do during moments of disinterest in life, I noticed a woman walking past with a armful of newspapers. She approached a bench and rested the papers there. She walked maybe ten feet away and bought a drink out of a vending machine then picked up her stuff and walked away. I thought nothing of it, however close I may have been to her at the moment I was far too busy with the 785 tiles above me. Another woman, who I knew as well as you could know a co-worker, walked over to where the previous woman had set her newspapers down and picked up a wad of cash. I saw this happen. She walked over to me, with utter happiness, and counted out the bills. $112. Quite a bit of money to be so casual about misplacing. I told her to hold onto it or maybe even take it down to the security office that functioned out of our work place, but she thought differently. She replied saying that there was essentially no way for her to get caught. I argued that it was wrong to do and that it was far too much to assume she could get away with. Alright, I’m not a decent judge of character or let alone “one to talk”, but what the hell is wrong with an individual when she, during the course of several hours, returned to the spot no less than five times to look in the same place and question bystanders whether or not they had seen the money.
When the culprit was questioned, twice, she bare faced lied and said she hadn’t seen a single thing. For the rest of the day I badgered her to do the right thing; return the money. Say someone found it and confessed. She won’t ask questions. What would your children say? It doesn’t even belong to her, that’s money from her workplace, now SHE’S in trouble.
Granted. The careless twit may have deserved this lesson but how callous can a person get? Again, I’m not saying it’s surprising, but the next time you’re faced with a coercive situation where morals are jeopardized for something feeble and unimportant yet desired, question you’re own integrity if you have the will or time to do so. You might be just as disgusted as I am. You might even find you’re just as hideous inside as the rest of us.
Welcome to cathartic dissolution… Empathy becomes apathy and we’re all about the time off from work.
Dig it.

